Grant Wishman, J.D.
Call the Champ Before You Rub That Lamp
Have you found an alluring and mysterious bottle in the back of an antique store? Or perhaps a dusty oil lamp in a box of junk you inherited from a relative you barely knew, that you feel the sudden urge to clean?
Stop! Before you rub that light, ensure your wishes are airtight. Call me, Grant Wishman, before formally stating any wishes, and I will ensure not only that your wishes come true but also that they have no unintended consequences.
Genies promise unbelievable power, but are notoriously tricky. Here at Jeannie, Grant, & Wishman, we specialize in the following:
Contract law
Indemnification
Torts
Duty of Good Faith and Fair Dealings
Here are some testimonials from real clients:
We all wish we could meet the man of our dreams, but when I made my wish, I didn’t realize that the night before, I had dreamt about a ghost pirate chasing me with an electric eel after I failed a class I never even took. I thought I was going to be haunted for life by a scurvy-laden sailor from the 1700s, but thanks to the on-staff genies at Jeannie, Grant, & Wishman, my wish was reversed, and I met a cute boy in a white jacket with a thick accent. I couldn’t be happier!
- Sabrina C.
“When I realized I had found a genie, I was so excited I almost wished to end all wars right then and there. But after consulting Grant Wishman, I realized that the genie wouldn’t be responsible for clarifying the distinction between a war, a battle, an encounter, a conflict, or any other word the government or media could use to describe fighting. And worse, my wish could include my favorite movie series of all time, Star Wars. Instead, Jeannie, Grant, & Wishman helped me craft an air-tight wish for a private island and a hefty stock portfolio. Now, I couldn’t care less about whatever is going on in the rest of the world. Thank you, Grant!”
- Jeffrey B.
“After a bad breakup, I was so upset I almost wished my ex was dead. Luckily, Grant Wishman stepped in to help me reconsider. Turns out, the genie was planning to send us to the future when he had died of natural causes, along with everyone else I had ever known. Instead, I went to space and started dating one of the leaders of the free world. Calling Grant was the best decision I ever made!”
- Katy P.
Remember: whether it’s a lamp, bottle, or cursed teapot, temptation strikes fast. Without proper counsel, a simple wish can have dire consequences. You don’t want to waste one of your wishes on wishing you had called me first.
Don’t risk the negative repercussions of a sloppy wish, and call the champ before you rub that lamp. I’m Grant Wishman, and I Dream of Genie… granting your wishes. Call for your free consultation today!